Is this the lengths we have to go to these days 😂

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Nobody wants to be an accountant this bad, bud.

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What if the sir is not a sir but a madam or just a madman…..

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Too desperate, a dead accountant doesn’t automatically translate into job openings. What if they were planning a restructuring that would include eliminating dead accountant positions? Or replace the accountant position with a clark and re- assign the accountant role to another staff? Or promote someone into the position. The tone of your letter is bad enough to exclude you as a replacement if they are looking for one. Looks like you have been wishing the accountant to die so you can get his or her job.

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Hahahaha

😂 …def a ruse, but funny nonetheless!

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