It's like they use a template for these posts.

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Where’s the part where that employee was her dog or something?

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So she’s admitting that the interviews she conducts are useless

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The little “agree?” at the end gets me. 😂

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People have such low expectations that anybody can become top performers.
Ooohhhh you have a pulse and shallow breath, please take the job…

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Its how her post remains the same for years but she still remains one of the top ‘linkedln influencers’

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They sure do! Here is another one

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She posts stuff like this so you'll buy into whatever she sells - I don't "AGREE"

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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I’m baby is dying but I’ve got KPI’s, so give me attention!

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Nothing like putting yourself side by side with Elon to spark interactions or followers. Sigh.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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So courageous to post this

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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Maybe nobody else is in the office early because this helmet is too annoying to be around?

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