It's satire of the guy from yesterday.

In other news, I need a new keyboard.

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Could only have come from Corporate Sween. Perfection!

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I hope he tagged our boy Bryan: “Thoughts @Bryan ?”

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He’s the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

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He’s great 😂😂😂

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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