I’ve been in healthcare/pharma marketing for years and I’ve yet to meet a client who actually knows what the fuck they’re doing.

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I've been on this earth for 34 years and the number of people I've met who've convinced me they know what they're doing is low enough to be flushed down the toilet.

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I guess we’ve just met the first person who knows everything.

Ever heard of the term “fake it til you make it?”

That’s how the world goes round.

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Your job is to think for them. That’s the sad reality.

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