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Hi guys,
Need help,I am joining VMware Banglore on 27th June. During interview I told them I need wfh. They said it wil be wfh this entire year. Only mistake I did was i didn't permanent wfh. I took for granted like once I join i can opt for it ( as my VMware friends had said we can opt for it)
Now the offices have started, I am scared if they call me to office , I have 14months son, not willing to leave him n go for office.
So if I ask manager to give me permanent wfh will they agree ?
Hii fishes, help me choose the right company.
Yoe- 10.4 tech stack - Big data engineer with Spark scala.
Cognizant 20lpa(18.5fix)
Wipro 27lpa(23fix)
Globant 28fix
Citi Bank 29ctc(25fix)
I am looking for better work life balance and job security.
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I stare blankly because the jokes are never funny and I can’t fake laugh.
Laugh and then one up them with a dark layer joke
Respond with my favorite dark lawyer joke:
“Do you know what’s wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.”
This is a good one lol
The only response I give is when someone makes the Shakespeare joke “kill all the lawyers” Is “why do you think someone wanted them dead.”
One of my friends dad made an ambulance chaser joke to me at a small get together. I just stared at him until he walked away. I found it funny he would poke fun at my profession while all three of his kids leeched off of him until they were in their thirties.