Just curious: What’s your typical reaction to lawyer jokes (from non-lawyers)?

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I stare blankly because the jokes are never funny and I can’t fake laugh.

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Laugh and then one up them with a dark layer joke

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Respond with my favorite dark lawyer joke:
“Do you know what’s wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.”

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This is a good one lol

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The only response I give is when someone makes the Shakespeare joke “kill all the lawyers” Is “why do you think someone wanted them dead.”

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One of my friends dad made an ambulance chaser joke to me at a small get together. I just stared at him until he walked away. I found it funny he would poke fun at my profession while all three of his kids leeched off of him until they were in their thirties.

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