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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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This is how I feel!!!

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Dear fishes,

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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