Men (yes, f--- off, women) - Your life is literally worthless if you have a drink of alcohol. Be strong, have goals, and bring a trying-too-hard, roided-up edge to every social interaction, like me.

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This man clearly knows how to white-knuckle his way through a casual social mixer, lord have mercy on his victims

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Oh yea a steroided up overly emotional male is every woman's dream come true. Don't knock a female drinking as that is probably what it takes to tolerate such an egotistical, self absorbed fool like you.

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Unpopular opinion, but drinking does improve my quality of life. Yeah, obviously in moderation, yada yada. And socialization is very important to life and career.

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Don’t get me wrong, no problem if someone really thinks that way deep down or amongst friends. If you post it anywhere though, instant tool.

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It’s giving red pill. It’s giving domestic violence. It’s giving “bodies buried in the basement”.

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Alcohol is a group 1 carcinogen.

I cut it completely out of my life 14 years ago and never looked back.

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Fantastic for you

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Drinking isn’t a problem for everyone. You can’t control what other do. You can only control how it affects you.

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‘Forget being social - be strong’ oookay Mr. Male loneliness epidemic

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