Men (yes, f--- off, women) - Your life is literally worthless if you have a drink of alcohol. Be strong, have goals, and bring a trying-too-hard, roided-up edge to every social interaction, like me.

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This man clearly knows how to white-knuckle his way through a casual social mixer, lord have mercy on his victims

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Oh yea a steroided up overly emotional male is every woman's dream come true. Don't knock a female drinking as that is probably what it takes to tolerate such an egotistical, self absorbed fool like you.

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Unpopular opinion, but drinking does improve my quality of life. Yeah, obviously in moderation, yada yada. And socialization is very important to life and career.

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Don’t get me wrong, no problem if someone really thinks that way deep down or amongst friends. If you post it anywhere though, instant tool.

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It’s giving red pill. It’s giving domestic violence. It’s giving “bodies buried in the basement”.

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Alcohol is a group 1 carcinogen.

I cut it completely out of my life 14 years ago and never looked back.

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Fantastic for you

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Drinking isn’t a problem for everyone. You can’t control what other do. You can only control how it affects you.

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‘Forget being social - be strong’ oookay Mr. Male loneliness epidemic

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Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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