My friend got his US citizenship today. Recommendations for a very “American” gift please

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Wow most of you guys are terrible ^ sorry OP. Give your friend a National Parks Pass!

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Lottery card -> because they’re now eligible to collect the winning $$$; or a jury duty gag letter ;)

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Diabetes

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Glock 19

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This, as an oil painting

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MAGA Hat

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IHOP gift card

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Gluten free avocado bacon cheeseburger

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A pocket sized copy of the constitution and Bill of Rights

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PS: my friend is originally a German! I thought of buying Miller light to really rub it in. But you guys have much better ideas :)

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Lighted American Eagle Crystalline Statue, Blue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004FJRZKU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_2-M6AbF2MN47A

If you can get it to clutch the IHOP gift card 👌

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This shirt

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An unpayable medical bill and a mortgage

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Lol 🤣 I'm going to be a citizen soon too, I need a friend like OP

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A book of psychological disorders?

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Also — voter registration form

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8 ball and a night with Stormy Daniels

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You could endow your friend with cultural stupidity and global ignorance... Or buy them a safe for them to put their passport in since they'll never travel out of the country again.

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This... so they know what to say

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@DD1: you don't need to be a citizen to win the lottery

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