My friend got his US citizenship today. Recommendations for a very “American” gift please

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Wow most of you guys are terrible ^ sorry OP. Give your friend a National Parks Pass!

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Lottery card -> because they’re now eligible to collect the winning $$$; or a jury duty gag letter ;)

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Take them to Cheesecake Factory

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OP. Look up Capital Flag Program. When I became a citizen, someone gave me an American flag flown over the capital, which comes with a certificate of authenticity and the date it was flown. You need to contact your state congressman to request for it. I am not much of a flag flying kind but it was a definitely meaningful gift.

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Make America Great Again hat

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A role at a defense contractor.

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OP: the Miller light idea will backfire. They are now owned by a South African company and your German friend will know this 😝

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Agree w M3. My first two jobs out of college were on The Hill (was a poli sci major) and you can put in a flag request with your House or Senate office. It would have been cool to have one flown for them the day they were sworn in, but likely too late for that unless the Capitol has extras. Regardless, great gift. My uncle was a congressman and had one flown for me on my 13th bday and it is still probably my favorite gift of all time.

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Rifle

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Oh oh oh, or HPV!

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AR15. BCM makes nice stuff if you want to splurge a little.

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Educate them about obesity

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Gun?

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Debt

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30 rack of PBR, log of Copenhagen long cut and a sweet pair of jorts.

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AR15

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Sign Sauer or HK conceal

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Jimi Hendrix’ version of the National Anthem

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That burger that has doughnuts for the bun that Paula Deen makes. And some Viagra. And a gun. Can’t get more 'Mercian than that!

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American flag underwear

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