My friend said he misses me. I said so fly me out then, and he booked me a ticket. Going to ATL tomorrow 😝😝😝

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I'm assuming you are an F, and he's trying to convert you into friend with benefits.

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Simp behavior

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"Free"

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Haha. Y’all wish I was giving up my coochie for a free flight. He’s been my best friend for 10 years and I’m a lesbian. 🤣😭

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You underestimate how much horniness knocks out the critical thinking skill of men 😤

Source: man

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“Friend”

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OP definitely has a d*$# appointment now lol

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😏🧐

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I'm jelly

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