Praying that when I marry, my co-workers don't make me cheat on my wife 🙏

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Breh u need commma mate

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Glad I cud help 🫡

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Mate, I wry for ur marriage

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Do you work at Deloitte?

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“Oh no, I tripped and fell out of my pants and into these handcuffs! I hope my sexy coworkers don’t come into my office and force me to commit adultery. Oh no!! I forgot I scheduled a meeting in my office with all of my gorgeous colleagues in 5 minutes. God, help! My wife!”

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My minds tellin me no

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Buuuuuut maaa bodsaay mmmmama bioiooooddaaayys treeeeeellllinnn

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Stay strong 💪🏽

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Thank you, I'll try

“If I get caught cheating, that don’t mean I don’t love you” me…dvsn

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Ime udoka?

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Wait. What?

Nobody makes you cheat except for yourself player.

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Do your clients know you’re all poly? Are you on the same team?

PS I liked it better before the commas

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I pray that your clients don’t make you cheat neither! Cold world out there

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When the boys razz you so hard you cheat on your spouse

Just get all your cheating tendencies out before you commit. I’m a female and I used to cheat before I met my husband. Not sure why, I just didn’t give AF and wanted to have fun (I don’t regret any of it I had a blast). I’ve never cheated on him (we’ve made it 10 years) but that doesn’t mean I don’t fantasize about other men sometimes… 🫠 goodluck to you playa. 🫡

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