Not your typical LinkedIn cringe, but I found the title of this job posting amusing, and then I clicked on it and also read “This position is responsible for Service Sales and Marketing, Spares Supply Chain management, Field Operations, Engineering, Product Training, and Technical Support.”

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Posting as :
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Also says you have to call them first before sending your resume, which must be a Word Doc

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Nice try Accenture.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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