Oh, fantastic. Another utterly credible tale from the front lines of corporate America. Because as we all know, the standard layoff procedure is definitely to send a casual memo that looks like it was designed in Microsoft Word '95.

What a brilliant, original clout farming strategy! Who needs integrity when you can just paste a logo onto a document and spin a yarn that completely trivializes the actual trauma of unemployment?

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Really, top tier work here. This is the kind of hard hitting, factual content that makes the internet such a trusted source for news. A true public service for the gaslit and jobless alike.

What a total tool😏.

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