Our CEO just told us that our RTO has been a “rousing success for our company culture…” umm our company wide survey would scream the opposite. Just sayin’ don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining.

Where is everyone watching the Panthers taking on the Broncos today?

Is anyone interested in taking over the lease for a top floor 3 bed 2 bath, 1500 SQ ft apartment in a newly built complex in Plaza Midwood? The lease runs through Sept 2023. It's one of the nicest complexes in the city, has close proximity to Uptown, and has excellent amenities (e.g. CrossFit style gym, two pools, dog park, on site complimentary cafe, etc.). My unit has an ideal layout for work from home and a huge patio.

Edit: $3,196/mo including valet trash pickup ($35) and pest control ($4)

🌟What's happening Wednesday🌟
What's going on in Charlotte? Let's use this thread to share events, concerts, holiday festivities, and other fun things happening in the city this weekend!

Would you say being a partner is more demanding than being an industry exec?

I have got an offer based in Boblingen, Germany with 60k euro as fixed. Will it be enough for a couple with a 3 year old kid ? My major expense would be accommodation, groceries, kid’s school and transportation. Please do let me know your valuable inputs. TIA

Why does PWC Kolkata SDC pay so low?
Only 16lpa fixed (senior associate 1), is it worth joining?

Hi fishes. I am social work professional with 6 YOE in international NGOs. I am looking for opportunities in CSR / INGO /Consulting firms / Impact organisations. Please share if there are any leads.
I have worked in Education, Skill development, Child protection, Health and Adolescent and youth empowerment domains.
Preferred location : Bangalore, Mumbai

When do I begin adjusting? It’s been 4 months. I joined as an associate and I feel like sometimes my work is sloppy or I’m overwhelmed. I’ve gotten feedback that I’m making progress but that sounds fake. I’ve also gotten feedback that my work is sometimes sloppy. The last report I helped write had a ton of write ups on it. Feels like I’m about to get fired.

Does your primary employer allow dual employment even if it’s part time? If not, how would they know?

Any integrated producers looking for a full time job? San Diego based company looking for a integrated producer. Let me know if you’re interested!

Asking on behalf of a friend:
How difficult is it to get an analyst job in current job market (no relevant prior experience) bcom grad

Have any of you guys received the 'premium' backpack that is currently being sent to few dusi folks?
Want to know if they have started sending to Kolkata region or not.

What happens at RIMS? Is it worth going to?

Hybrid vs WFH?

What are the new technologies that apply to health plans products?

How does everyone cope with the quilt of leaving a job even though it’s best for you?
My job is understaffed and I feel like I’ll be leaving them down even though my mental health can’t take it anymore.

What is a good/ expected salary for an AE in San Fransisco?
What’s livable?

How to get release from a project? Hating the work environment and pressure here.

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

Today someone quit and just straight up walked out of the office. Like something you'd see in a movie. My jaw is still open. You ever seen this happen?

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️