Prediction.

On Monday morning, two floodgates are going to open on LI.

1. Twenty thousand partners in Consumer retail at different firms are going to give their opinion on Superbowl ads and what it means for advertisers business. I guess that those advertisers never did that ROI analysis themselves

2. Influencers will post about lessons learned, leadership, grit etc of whoever wins the SB - Mahomes or Purdy.

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I bet 70% of Superbowl commentary will contain at least one reference to Taylor Swift. If it doesn't, I promise that some dipstick will shoehorn a reference in the comments.

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Yes, I totally see that happening.

How about Taylor Swift photos and posts alluding to her with Super Bowls lesson learned? My first dips on this

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Please post the funny ones here.

If one/genAI analyzed those 20K analyses and comments , it would say Thirsty subordinates or job seekers are the one praising those insights.

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One meme ad is gonna go viral and everyone will post about how they *knew* it would go viral and what the secret is to making campaigns go viral

Already seeing “leadership influencers” salivating over the pic of Kelce screaming at the old coach dude.

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Do you agree? Do you? And you? Maybe now? Agree?

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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