Something to cheer you up:
Jones Day? More like Jones G*y. Davis Wright Tremaine? More like Davis Wright Coc*ine. Norton Rose Fulbright? More like Norton Ho*s Fulbright. Simpson Thacher? More like S*mp Thacher. Goodwin Proctor? Just Badloose.

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You're right. The way you misspelled "lose" cheered me up.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Uhm, excuse me, but it’s Jones Days, Nights and Weekends to you!

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That'll show 'em OP. The partners are literally shaking rn.

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OP? More like what’s the status of my comments?

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Shartsis Friese? More like Shartsis Friese.

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I didn’t even know some of these were considered biglaw lol

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