Stop hiring cute girls! Man so tough to concentrate while working :-(

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Stop hiring creepy boys! So tough to concentrate while you're staring at me from across the room with those dead, pathetic eyes.

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@OP: women aren't sitting there for you to leer at them all day, buddy. I hope that's not what you're doing.

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Troll alert. Do not engage. Repeat. Do not engage...

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But I'm gay... I'm checking out your outfit (and sometimes judging 😘)

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Oh chill PwC2, it was a joke. Gay, I am. Outfit critique, not at all. I can barely dress myself. I leave that to my BF.

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Oh the women going all 'we aren't here to stare at', don't tell me you don't eye a great looking guy.

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Hahahaha PwC1 good one! Bain1 If I am attracted towards you that means take it as a compliment! If not admired there is no beauty!

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God I wish we had 1 hot chick on my giant ass project... Stop complaining!

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Thanks PwC1 - you just contributed to reinforcing stereotypes.

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Hahahaha I look in their eyes and then look at the ring then look at the ppt and think ... I think ppt is best :-)

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Be stared at*

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Control your sex drive.

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@ pwc2 please explain the whole gay thing . ..how does one man look at another mans ass and say !I want that !...and dream about sucking a mans c**k . .i can't fathom .please break it down for me !!!

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Peace out

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D OP: thanks for making Deloitte bro-tastic

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I think this entire thread was an attempt to troll.

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@C2 Not in a professional setting. It's so easy to ruin your reputation and lose credibility when people think you're trying to get ahead by using your sexuality.

@Bain not sure if u are referring to me but it is a valid question ..I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like an explanation

There's one D5 homophobe on FB and he seems to pop up every time a gay comment is made

@D4: wish we had hot chicks too 😔😔

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