This cracked me up. Just another guy trying to boost his social cred by "taking a stand" where the stakes for him are literally zero. He's not even being offered an interview - the poor recruiter just blasted him in a bulk InMail to apply.

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One day I hope to be reached out to on LinkedIn with an invitation to apply. Then I'll know I've made it.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Nice try Accenture.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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This is how I feel!!!

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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