This job is stupid

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HELP

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Lol you got that right. But it's still paying all my bills and some so I guess I'll keep doing this stupid work (almost all work is a little stupid if you ask me)

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😂😂😂 this made my night

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Relatable.

Relatable

I agree!

Sounds like its time to start looking for something else then!

You're not enjoying as an associate? I think the job gets more interesting and better with some time. I hated my analyst years

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