Time is not the issue, math on the other hand…

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Bro is Shakespeare of mathematics. Invented his own math.🤓

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Yikes! Scary that dudes like this get promoted or given any responsibility. #techbro

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I don’t see anything wrong with it. You can sleep and work at the same time. Bam!!! That’s only 12 hours between the two coz you are remote and no one is checking on you.

Then combine the startup work on your regular work schedule coz who’s checking your work anyway. Totally doable.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Bro works in his sleep

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🧐 bro needs math tutor

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whatever you do, don't let this guy do your taxes

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See everyone? You just gotta hustle more and you too can start building your personal brand with quality content like this.

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And apparently bend the laws of time, physics and space to create an extra 6 hours each day

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Uh. Okay bro. Wish my math worked like that!

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FFS🙄

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