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It’s never too soon to promote yourself by exploiting a tragedy! Stay tuned for my double-spaced, thought-less leader’esque diatribe about how to do it, tomorrow!

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One of many to come I'm sure

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And you know he manages someone who every day dies a little bit inside

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I’m surprised it’s didn’t say this is what it taught me about B2B sales

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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If you are hungry, eat.

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The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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This is how I feel!!!

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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I woke up today tired.

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I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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