Sales people can be so gross……

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Cringe!

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If you think that’s bad.. check this out. “I am an elite sales warrior”

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/y33b3e/the_militarization_of_sales_bros/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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organizations pay a TON for this sales training from ex Navy Seals. It’s so gross…..

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Sales people will sell their own mother if it meant hitting their quota smh

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Discount Tony Robbins™

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Hahahahahaha. Best reply ever.

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This is just ridiculous!!

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I would go out of my way not to buy something from a clown like that…

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Probably smells like Drakkar Noir they bought at a Macy’s because they wanted the perfume counter lady’s number.

Same people suddenly humbled by layoffs when it’s Sales and Recruiting that takes the brunt.

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Lol also a possibility

This is so dumb lol I feel like they thought they were being really clever but just comes off ridiculous

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What in the world 🙄

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

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LinkedIn has to end

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Not Linkedin but also cringe

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// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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