What do y’all think about those posts that say things like “Do these things and you’ll guarantee get a job”? IMO those people are selling snake oil. Yes, there’s a lot of good advice out there for getting a job, but it’s not like there’s some perfect formula for doing it

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Unless the person posting it is the one giving the job, it’s bologna.

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They're the same people who pop up in ads every 2 minutes when you're on the computer, telling you to "click below" to find out how he/she, in their 20's, became millionaires just by doing this one small task on Amazon. Can be done with a tablet or phone. Don't need a PC. Don't have to be stuck in your home office all day every day. You can do "this" for 7 minutes a day......................blah, blah, blah.

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💯💯💯💯

Exactly, one size does not fit all. It's absurd.

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This is the great resignation, right? Thoughts on jumping for the fourth time in seven years? I’m chasing the pay to get to where I want to be and have an offer but am getting reservations on making a move within a year. Appreciate any similar personal experience.

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Hi guys 👋🏻
As we are about to start a much deserving weekend, heres a query that interests us all.

Guys how many bluepoints will be credited into our Global Recognition centre account in January 2023(if India doesnt win the Global Recognition Championship)?

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“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

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Hi
Can someone refer me in Citi
If there is an opening for analytics position

Skills: Python,SQL,excel,sas

Yoe: 2.3

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Anyone gone from PA to CBRE ? Do you like it ?

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I want to find ways to build up team morale without resorting to clichés like a pizza party. What are some of your favorite ways to give back to employees?

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I feel like being a customs agent requires a special type of person. It seems like such a straining job that I want to commend them.

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What’s the most effective way for producers to network for new job opportunities?

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Died to this

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What should be Package after 4 years of experience in Service Now and overall IT experience is 4 years.
I am currently in Ireland want to shift in India permanently.
2.6 years Capgemin in India
1.4 years Irish Firm in Ireland

I did my masters too in Ireland
What salary should I except

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Can someone please help me with calculation net pay from this attached schedule.

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I'm working on transitioning to freelance food writing. Any advice?

Where to learn about Plugin development for Appian? Nothing is given on academy.

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I need a suggestion. For past 2 months am on bench in my current organisation.I want to switch back to Chennai since current company is Bangalore based.Everyone is expecting immediate joiner.no one is accepting the reason If I say am on bench and I can join immediately .Since my notice period is 2 months. , no one is accepting my profile

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I applied for a position in KpMg uk and got call from KpMg Bangalore. Has someone routed my profile to India?

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Starting with one of the big4 in Chicago as an analytics manager, 5 YOE at 150k base. Graduate engg degree i.e. non MBA/non CS. Did I get low balled?

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Happy Tuesday all - hoping to get people's experiences on the relative cultures of Sloan vs Kellogg. I need to choose and am trying to get a feel for what it would be like to attend either

So is Tyrian in on Cersei's scheme??

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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It’s not personal, it’s cringe 😬

This is a new bowl and there aren’t really any rules yet. It is supposed to be fun and lighthearted, please don’t be an a** 🙃

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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First off part 1/3
Second - idk I think she’s reaching here

-signed a working female

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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LinkedIn is the new Facebook I see. 😖

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This guy has the worst posts…

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In my email this morning, a clue as to why LinkedIn has become so bad recently. Do we have LI's acquisition by Microsoft to blame for this descent into facebook territory? #whatiskillinglinkedin

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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I am sorry, is this LinkedIn or some dating blog?

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Do you agree? Do you? And you? Maybe now? Agree?

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Nice try Accenture.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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I ama post this on LinkedIn

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Why is this on LinkedIn? What does this have to do with networking and the workplace and careers? It feels like people are just using LinkedIn for a Facebook replacement...

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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I can’t believe people want to be paid a living wage these days. Pathetic.

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