What do you hate most about consulting culture?

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THIS. IS. IT.

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High pitch voices saying "I think this is a great opportunity for your career" (while it really isn't).

Getting asked to cancel vacations because the team is under resourced.

Getting asked to volunteer your time (and over time) because you can work faster and better than others.

And the last straw, calling 50hrs/wk good wlb.

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BCG1 not everyone uses their free time just to “chill out and bs”. Your inability to engage in other productive and meaningful activities with 2 hours of free time does not translate them to a waste of time for others.

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This idea that entries need to cut their skin in the game. When I’m reality it is a low level form of slavery with poor project management and sleazy bidders.

The stodgy environment!

It’s so boring…nothing to do

Death by slides

Guess you mean going through extra hoops to create them? Im sure its eye candy for clients 🤣

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