8 o'clock meeting in the client site, caught an early flight and planned to get some sleep on the flight. The fucking baby next to me started crying his lungs out. FML.
When you're killing yourself on the project but your SM plays favorites with the other consultant. Gonna have to revert back to not giving a fuck.
I love when the client argues during a status meeting they reviewed more work then reflected but they use descriptive phases like "a whole bunch" or "like at least 10 or 15"....no bitch you didn't.
Who has the best teammate? Mine is not only a rockstar with the client but also gives amazing dating advice ;)
Last day at a client site, so I decided to stay the weekend and enjoy the city. There's a stunning woman working for my client who I just came across on tinder...PLEASE UPVOTE YOUR CHOICE BELOW:
Revenue testing when you weren't involved with anything client related all year. Testing approach is messy as fuck. Client is terrible. I'm all for accepting challenges but this is BS
I once told the client to get the fuck out of our work area for discussing Game of Thrones episode before I had seen it.... right or wrong?
Is it an independence issue if I start dating a coworker from a completely separate group but we have a shared client
So am dating this girl and she is wish washy about me traveling.. on a local project now. How you guys deal with it ?
An Inconvenient Poop - The story of a jr cw who had to leave a client presentation for a bowel movement.
You ever get so sick of prepping for a walk through you just say fuck it and wing it? I mean really, the pressure should be on the client to talk about the process, not on us 🙀
Thoughts on dating a teammate? Been in same project for ~4 months, have 1 mo. to go - afraid it may hurt perception of my professionalism or that this may be considered of bounds?
Damn auto correct : Wrote an email to my client “Can we put together a deck to highlight your impeachment” meant to say achievement fml 🤦🏻♂️
Was drunk swiping last night and matched with my client on Bumble. I should probably abort that mission, right?
What's the opinion on dating a person at the client that is literally 0% connected to the project or the project team. I know people advise against. But is it fair for 30-100k people to be off limits?
At client site 40 miles from home. Just had a very wet fart in front of the CFO. Excused my self and discovered that I crapped my pants a bit. What to do pls help
I'm of Arab decent and once a client personnel asked me, to my face, if I kill ppl? If Trump becomes president, she would hold a gun to my head and ask the same question. She is herself from Poland.
What’s the biggest mistake you’ve made working? I just tried to search for March madness games on one of my monitors, but it was the one I was currently sharing...during a workshop...with the client and 50+ participants...fml
How much should do you need to have saved before buying a house when you are a family of 3 with 140k (before tax) yearly salary (one income). Thinking about places like DC metro area. Cities mainly....? Currently saved about 25k ..I know not much
Need 11 like for dm pls
My gf is pregnant and wants to keep. I am not ready and think it’s way too early for us.
Does anyone know much about EY Melbourne Australia office? People? Clients? Office culture? Benefits?
Just took an exit offer for a lower base and basically net even total comp...but damn the WLB will be nice. Everyone’s out here touting wild raises and such. Figured this board needed some humility and recognition that there’s more to life than working 🤗
Newly promoted and feeling overwhelmed. Pressure to preform is real!! Best ways to deal with this
Hi guys, I joined Deloitte USI last week on 21st. I haven't received my salary yet and the payroll portal says no slips to show. Am I not supposed to get the salary today? What is the cycle like? I an totally confused. The helpline waiting time is like eternity!!! I got connected once after 35 minutes and the analyst just couldn't hear me!!! Anyone knows what could be the issue?
Anyone here knows if their firms’ India Office is hiring for Financial Advisory ? Asking for a friend primarily skilled at Financial Modeling for Infrastructure, Energy and Real Estate clients.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1
Office Space is great 😂😎
Is this a good time to join Deutsche Bank?
Is your school using letter grading (A,B,C,D,E) or mastery grading (exceeding expectations, on target, etc.)?
I’m having an awful experience with my agency discriminating against me for having to tend to my child after typical work hours. Do you work at an agency you feel supports working mothers? I’m at a career cross roads and feel the only solution is to go client side... even though I’ve worked in agencies for over ten years.
Any competent, adult fishies out there who aren’t confident drivers? Just moved out of the city and started driving for the first time in awhile...My friend asked my to drive out of state to visit
I've come to the conclusion that web3 and crypto are not useful for any legal and beneficial purpose, and most of the companies that operate in the space are just bubble scams like we saw in the late '90s. (Plus they generate tons of carbon emissions for nobody's benefit except the emitter.) I'm really disappointed in how many of my bright and wonderful former colleagues are now working for crypto exchanges, NFT companies, etc., when they could be building something useful for humanity.
Anyone gave BCG interview recently?
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