What is the pettiest thing you've ever seen in your professional legal career?

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Not sure if petty, partner asked me to run a redline while working on a crunch timeline he set himself (as I was working on other changes for separate doc). I asked his secretary to run them, he called me and screamed, “Don’t you ever ask my secretary to do something that I asked you to do”…. Lateraled a few weeks later :)

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Equity partner holding someone back for a slight two years earlier.

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Doesn’t sound that petty

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Saw a partner freak at a junior because he didn’t like the order of the email recipients.

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This gives me PTSD flashbacks to being in big law as this has definitely happened to me. So glad I don’t work in that kind of a place anymore.

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Entire trade secret case initiated out of spite and pursued for years because defendant made a rude remark about plaintiff’s mother at a conference

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