What's the weirdest thing someone has ever said to you at work? Trying to gauge what I just experienced on the richter scale.

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“Nobody is going to accuse you of having pretty privilege!” 😐

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Tell us what happened.

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White guy with Korean wife: "I probably know more about Korea than (Korean coworker)".

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“‘Welcome to McCann.”

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Also in an interview for a startup I was asked: "What's the worst thing you've ever done? And no softball answers. One woman told us she shoplifted and we still hired her."

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Nicknames that end in baby, you look so different without makeup on, wow finally decided to try a different look, you’re so adorable, I love when you dress cute, you need to smile more you’re bringing down the group

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Or in my first agency interview by two senior female producers- “you’re going to cry here. You come find us when that happens. Don’t let them see you” I will never forget that.

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“Wow, you already have a small waist, do you need to rub it in by wearing a sweater that accentuates it?!” My sweater was not tight, it was my size…

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“To be successful as a woman in this industry it’s imperative that you repress any emotion”

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“You dress too girly” - former manager

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On a interview at Grey someone said as if it were a complaint, “These ads would attract attention.”

When I got home I called the man who interviewed me.
“I’ve decided not to take the job.”
“We didn’t offer you one yet.

“I know. It’s a preemptive move.”

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@Manager if you’re going to post on “Confessions,” at least tell us what was said to you.

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You have a nice face - whispered into my ear as he hugged me on his way out on his last day

People mocking vendor’s accent from the same country I am on a meeting that I was on.

“I likes ya and I wants ya”

When I was trying to add more on why we shouldn’t do something an older colleague suggested - “hush now girly. I’ve been doing this even before you were born”

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That he would LICK the toilet after I used the potty 😳 can’t make that shit up

“You’re always wiggling your leg. Is that some kind of disorder?” Yes, chronic anxiety. Weirdly have another leg one -“I see what you keep doing, popping your knee.” I do in fact occasionally pop my knee joint. It relieves stress, but it wasn’t a secret.

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