What’s wrong with LinkedIn people nowadays?

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It cost him 4 fingers 🥺

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Rebel rebel.

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He's right tho

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Nice try Accenture.

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