When my house is burning down in an apocalyptic wildfire, I think of how I can turn it into a LinkedIn post.

I don't know my Tier rating? Where can I check?
My RL is on long leaves.

If you could change anything to increase minority representation in marketing, what would you change? I think I'd want at least 2-3 minority employees in creative leadership positions to make sure things like colorism in ads less likely to pass the final edit.

Have any firms sponsored mbas for tas people? I really want to do an MBA in the future, but mathematically speaking I will probably be around s2 or s3 when I apply. At that point it may not be justifiable.

What’s up DC?

What's a simple way to explain data organization to people who don't use formulas very often? People on my team love creating many tabs instead of adding columns for recording the same type of data...

Good or bad time to head out on parental leave?

Anyone know where to find consistent, decent indoor pickup runs for basketball in the city? For post-covid obv, but wanted to start thinking about a gym that wouldn’t break the bank. Thanks!

Hi Fishes,
Please refer Me for PM roles in Microsoft

Remember, its okay to not be okay.
Take time off and do what you enjoy.

Brand new baby lawyer dumb question - I am tasked with drafting response to request to produce. How long should this take? And follow up… how do I bill this?

Is there a dance team in ND office?

God speed to everyone for the next 26ish hours. We can sleep when we’re dead!

Chris Wallace needs a taser

Hey! I'm actively looking for opportunities in finance transformation/ fintech roles with 6-8 years of experience. Please let me know for relevant openings in your organization.

Anyone who had a tailored 2 piece suit made from Parmar Tailors in Deira. Did you get a price reduction or pay asking? What did you agree?

Goldman layoffs hit quick. 🫡 good luck out there

Is r/WSB dead after the GME turmoil? I feel like it’s flooded with low quality content and bots. Also, media now claims every stock rise to be „WSB‘s next victim“.

What are the list of criteria to be promoted to AD?

Book recommendations? I’ve been reading atomic habits, and have moved onto Traders guns and money.

Hey folks, can we use our corporate sim to make make personal calls? Like do they keep a track or something?

I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣