When my house is burning down in an apocalyptic wildfire, I think of how I can turn it into a LinkedIn post.

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JFC

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Jolly friendly clown

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I had to look for myself to verify this is real. It’s one of two posts from him today about what the wildfire has taught him about business.

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His phone is on fire

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Jesus wept.

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not just me then . . .

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Allow me to go and block ravi right now, in case I accidentally get any more cutting edge insights from the idiot

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What platform is that

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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This is how I feel!!!

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

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I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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