When you give the TSA guy your amex card in place of ur Drivers License by mistake and she says “ You security screening is free of cost we just need a photo ID proof” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Wow TSA with a sense of humour. Unicorns do exist

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Not yet anyway.

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Haha. Definitely have done the opposite. I’ve handed restaurants my hotel key

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OP let me rephrase for you. “There are nice TSA people.” If forced to quantify I’d say 3.

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I tried to pay with my driver's license once. That, too, does not work

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I do this about half the time I go through security. I usually just say "sorry for trying to bribe you"

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OMG I legit almost did it today but put it back immediately lol

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@A2 RUD TSA people are nice.

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