Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My last working day is may 31st and the salary day is also same...Will I get my salary or it will be in final settlement

Is Wall Street prep worth it to help break into IB?

Hi all,Getting somewhat bored at Google. Would love to move to a company where my work is making a positive impact to the world vs making Google more revenue.Any non FAANG companies who have interesting work and pay 150k+ total comp?

My district just voted to go back 100% capacity beginning March 1st. Is anyone in this bowl already doing this? How has it gone? Are you fully vaccinated yet?

What is the use of earning badges in Level up? Is there any advantage to this?

Nagarro car rental
Hi Nagarrians, Can I give an account number of a different person and the bill/ RC of other?
I don't want to give the account number of same person of whose RC I have given..

Please help out a newbie here.
TIA

Any idea why the new M3’s got the hideous grill yet the new 3 series don’t? I feel like all past M3’s had the same body as their non (pure) M counterparts.

What’s your fave shop that integrates social/digital into their creative?

Looking for a salesforce referral, highly qualified, passionate product manager seeking something new! Will DM the role(s)!

Could you help on TCS UK Onsite salary for C3A. Do we get part of indian salary also. Whether onsite salary depends on grade..

Would you trade Brandin Cooks for Jared Goff? My current QB is Wilson and my other WRs are OBJ, Julio, and Juju

Should I start (a) Elijah Moore or (b) Adam Thielen at WR2

Should I start (c) James Robinson or (d) Melvin Gordon at RB2

Hi Googlers, are there any advantages to using a pixel phone at Google i.e better enterprise integration, internal apps, etc.? Planning to switch to Android from iOS.

Thanks!
Soon to be Noogler

What is sneakily the most time consuming process that doesn’t seem like it should be time consuming? Feel like it’s sending request list/follow up emails

What is SM salary in technology rollout?? Coupa ariba etc..

Is there anyone or do u know anyone in Bofa who didn't recieved Return to office mail yet

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1Forrest1

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

Gonna start a sausage stand and call it Wurst Behavior

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡