What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Would you recommend the CVS test? I dont think I want to get it done due to the risks.

Is outbound customer support typically less stressful than inbound?

Hi there,

I am currently working in Capgemini as a SAP PP QM consultant and looking for job change... Can anyone here refer or suggest anything so that it will help me out to find suitable job..

YOE - 6 years
Relevant - 3.5 years
Skill - SAP PP QM

Thanks in advance....

Hi everyone! First time posting here. I am in a good sales role at my current company but it’s my first solid AE role in the tech industry. I am interested in exploring other opportunities as I know there are a lot out there, but is anyone else worried about the current economic state? I’m worried that if I find a new position for a new company and the economy going to sh** that I am worried about job security. Anyone else feel this way?

Anyone here doesn’t like Graham Stephens like me? I want to punch that man’s face every time I see him. And the fact that he claims himself as a finance guy 🙄🙄

Anyone working for AstraZeneca or Pfizer within oncology?

Retrievers are my dream dogs but dread the shedding, would a labradoodle ever match up ?

hi fishes

I had applied for the role of business analyst and have cleared one on-line assessment WHT could be the next stages any idea

I keep getting accused of being a bot in live chat. Should I approach my boss about being less scripted, or is the efficiency worth it?

Is there a big difference between working at a call center and a smaller company? Why would you pick one over the other?

Tell me a feel-good story from work that will restore my faith in humanity.

Looking for idea driven copy writers, ACD and CD level for health & wellness accounts. Not typical pharma projects, with lots of opportunities to work on meaningful assignments that address diversity and inequities.
If you are interested in learning more please drop me a DM.
NY based is preferred but open to fully remote too.

Best place to find area rugs online or DMV area?

Hey fishes , To ones who joined recently - I have my joining coming up and I was asked to come to office Location to pick up laptop.

Anything else apart from laptop collection that happens on day 1 ? If it’s just laptop collection , I am planning to ask them to ship it to my home

What credit cards do you hold and which one do you recommend?

For those of you in your mid-20’s, how often do you go on dates with your significant other? In a serious relationship for the first time since college and trying to gauge what folks consider normal for dating frequency (excluding nights in). Context - we’re 25, dating for 3 months, live 5 mins away from each other, decent WLB

I have 5.5YOE, Got an offer for 25LPA CTC + RSU 10L vested over 5 years.

Domain is semiconductor software validation, can i do better ?

Not sure what salary to ask or expect since a lot of people get paid less than me and some get paid upto double for almost the same work.

Any tips for negotiating CTC and RSU ?

Hi Folks - Does anyone have insights on the interview structure for consultant level (summer internship) in London?

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs