How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

As an SDR, how can you obtain the skills required to be an AE if the current AEs at your company are doing poorly?

Welcome everyone to this EY - UK bowl. Please feel free to invite friends and 🐠 fellows from UK practice. I encourage to share your experiences and contribute with those that are looking for insights and recommendations!

I need one like to start chats. Appreciate your help

Where does EY provide the 14 day initial accommodation when someone relocates to London ?

Career dev advice needed. Being offered a promotion (would be reporting to my current skip and managing/growing a team). The role is global subsidiary management/governance. But the work does not appeal to me, I’ve been doing some of it and it’s so much admin and people management. I’m not practicing law at all. Love my current IC role and manager, get to work on strategic transactions and closer to the business. If my goal is head of corp legal one day, should I suck it up and go for it? Thnx!

Hi Fishes,

How are hikes at Airbus, and how is variable pay.
Is there any perks.

What kinds of roles do S1s usually jump to?

Welcome everyone! I wanted to create a space for us to have debates discussions recommendations and memes so feel free to weeb our to your hearts content lol

Could someone please suggest how to handle this situation?
My manager (Technology Director) sees me as an emerging thread to his position and stopped sharing details / trying to avoid including me in visible projects etc.,
FYI - His manager is the division head and Managing Director.
Why I think my manager tries to move me out?
- I am 18 YOE with a technically strong background
- Upper mgmt is starting to identify me as the backup for all systems. My manager tries to move me out since then

Does anyone know what the average salary for a Senior Cloud Associate at KPMG is?

Im not sure but how much do normal warehouse managers make ? I work ina start up that a makes a substitute for peanut butter for people with nut allergies

As a relatively new investor (past few years) and an even newer stock trader (just started learning a couple weeks ago), are there particular trading strategies/technical analysis that work well for people? I’m leaning towards being a swing/trend trader vs. intraday

Anybody know if there is a way to automate a Gantt chart in excel when building out a roadmap? Essentially want to recreate the functionality of ms project because my client does not have project and wants a nice visual for the roadmap

Hi Fishes,
I have total 8 years of exp.
tech stack:.net core with azure and devops.
Currently working with IBM.
Offer in hand: persistent,LTI, coforge and mindtree.
Looking for better job security and work life balance.
Please suggest which one would be the best option to join.

Any good recommendations for patent industry magazines with regular print editions? too much of my keeping up to date is by blogs.

I've recently went to a restaurant and saw a robot waiter, I thought that was the coolest thing. What do you all feel about this shift in the restaurant industry?

How is Data services (DATA) BU at LTI? Getting designation for Senior Data Engineer.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww