How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Anyone have a recommend for a seasonal depression light? There are lots of options and I would prefer one that turns on in the early am hours.

If I have got an offer letter from Infosys and I accepted the offer, then I can be sure right that they will give joining for sure on the said date?

Drishyam 2 kando?

Any ideas on planning a quarterly retreat for a startup? Specifically for strategy day and culture. Never planned a quarterly retreat before and is not to sure what it entails. I’ve been told agendas for retreats are very subjective to company but would like some general ideas if anyone has any!

Thoughts on BCG Toronto?

Which European country big4 office is open for unqualified accountants? For senior auditor role. Thanks!

Any update on work from office in TCS? Are they still calling ? As no. of cases are increasing

I got an offer for an L5 role at Amazon Web Services and for a senior role from a non-FAANG company. I'm excited to get into management at AWS but have heard a lot of negative things. Not sure what's the best choice.

How to get Id card.I am being boarded virtually!

Is joining cisco with 26 base 3 lk bonus and 3.5 joining bonus with 6yoe in Cisco webex good?

What’s the average pay for room division coordinator?

The discrepancy between the time I spend making a pitch book and the time the client spends actually reviewing them is something I'd rather not think about

How do I work 55-60 hour weeks and have 50 percent utilization?

What have you found to be some of the keys to scaling succesfully, either in a business or a product or dept?

Well I went to school and received my Bachelors and Master’s degree in Healthcare Administration. I graduated in 2016 and still have yet been given the opportunity to get into my field. I fill like it was a waste of time what are your thoughts?

Hello Fishes,

Please mention your Role,Year of Experience and Salaries.

Let's help each other.

Can someone please refer me to KPMG?

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.