How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

$5M client with $1.3M in taxable account currently allocated 75/25. He is retiring 31 Dec. I am going to move his taxable account to 30/70 to live off for first several years of retirement and ..cont

Hii all ....
Can anyone give me some info regarding project allocation in tiger analytics?
It has been 3 months since I joined...still not allocated to any project.....
I am little worried about the recession news coming......

Tired of the long audit hours and not ready for another busy season? Join Deloitte’s Accounting & Reporting Advisory group. The hours and pay are better and there’s no busy season. DM me if you want a referral or more details.

Looking for a referral for product manager roles. Currently in GM. Working as a PM. I have 6 YOE in Java DEV backend , Analytics and recent 7months in PM. SAFe Agile certified. Located in MI.
Looking for remote roles that will do an H1B transfer and would apply for GC eventually.
If anyone can refer me please let me know.

Which comapny would be better to join. American Express or Expedia
YOE- 3
fixed sal- 19 lpa
Tech stack- data engineer

@American Express
@expedia

What's the market these days for someone with not-great technical skills, 12 YOE, TS clearance, hard-to-find/unique skillset, elite masters, middle management in DoD contracting, experience with critical/high profile roles?

I'm thinking 120-135k would be bad/mediocre, 180-195k would be possible/a stretch, and 160-170k would be doable/realistic. Thoughts? Not interested in Deloitte.

Does anyone know who the creative recruiter is at Apple?

People working in consulting - how did you find out if your side hustle infringes on your current employment? Want to make sure I don’t get in trouble

Ant TPgM willing to chat? Eyeing a role and need to know more about it. I already have an invite for an interview with a fellow TPgM and want to be better prepared for it! TIA🙏🏻

Can anyone share comp expectations for SM in corp dev at biotech vs. established big pharma?

Looking for input on changing positions from a Buyer to an International Logistics Coordinator. I have international freight experience and have a potential opportunity. Financially, the move makes a lot of sense. Would this be good for career trajectory? For context, I have been a buyer for several years and this is my first 'real' job, so pretty early in my career.

Random question for anyone who has ever exchanged/gotten a replacement away travel suitcase. Is there any flexibility to get a different color? My interior zipper broke and I stopped in a store to ask if they do repairs and they said to bring it in and they’ll just replace it. I wouldn’t hate switching the color but feel weird asking for some reason

I have a interview with Qualcomm for Embedded firmware development. Can someone suggest the interview rounds and expected areas for the interview. I am purely into automotive domain and the opportunity is totally new.

Also please leave a heart so that I can dm others for referrals

Anybody from TCS and working at Qualcomm..

What do associates coming out of matrimonial clerkship (2-3yrs) make at NYC firms their first and second years?

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳