What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anyone use Carol's Daughter products before L'Oreal bought it? If so, do you still use the products now? Any noticeable difference in quality or benefits?

Any good photographers for a birthday shoot in Portland,Oregon?

Who wants to start a DAO and buy time shares (literally lmao) in a watch.

Can rotate throughout the year 😂

Where can I find mock presentations or samples ??

Hello All! I am a law firm owner in Louisville, KY. I practice Personal Injury, Family Law, & Probate primarily. Please keep me in mind for any Kentucky legal matters.

Hey guys,

is it safe to move to healthcare organization which is established in India only 2 years ago, but in US it was established around 160+ years ago, keeping in mind on recession and job security?

Please help me on this!!!


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Has everyone really lost faith in LTC? It seems that nobody is talking about it, and it’s not on anyone’s top holdings list (on FB) 🧐

Hi everyone! The bowl name has changed to reflect the fact that it is no longer restricted to just Consulting professionals on Fishbowl. Feel free to invite others from different industries!

So with a new Justice nomination coming, I assume there won’t be any complaining from the GOP if and when Democrats pack the court and get rid of the filibuster, right?

Does being professional come off as fake sometimes and people see through it?

Hi..

I've been approached for a Manager - Technical Consulting position at Salesforce India.

How are the technical rounds on a quotient of 1-10(1 being very less and 10 being extremely technical)?
Should I prepare for something specifically?

And what is the current package provided by Salesforce for the same position?

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks

I just started at a big 4 and I absolutely hate it. I already want to leave after just 3 weeks. It's way more money and worth an incredible company. I was referred by someone really great....but I don't think I can stay.

Anyone else have this happen?

Hi fishes actually needed your advice if it is good enough to switch from reactjs to angularjs?

Gave a friend 40K 6 months ago. Now his number is unreachable. Has blocked me on whatsapp. He is not on Instagram, Twitter.
Anyway to contact him via any other channel

Good day all!

I am interviewing for a FP&A Manager position in Proserv UK. Could you please disclose the initial salary that I could ask for?

Thank you in advance!

Does anyone know a good website where I can search for movie clips based on categories “man mowing lawn” etc.

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡