Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Any book recommendations? Here are a couple that I've recently recommended:1) Freakonomics2) Super Freakonomics3) The Big Short4) Never Eat Alone. Please add as you see fit!

Would you trade Davante Adams for Sammy Watkins?

I am moving from Germany to Seattle soon. What should i do first to explore the real Seattle? And what should my new hobby be?

I just bought an Alexa for my grandma's birthday. Her old radio broke and she's been kind of sad because she can't listen to her favorite music anymore while cooking, so I thought this would be a good pick. She'll have her favorite music right there.

Later today my grandpa tells me she's not been asking Alexa for her favorite music, but for her radio stations instead 😭😂

Phantom of the opera on Broadway - is side orchestra worth about 30-40 more than rear mezzanine? What is better experience for this show?

Just watched office space again and realized it’s actually about the FIRE movement (without explicitly saying it)

Any Van Morrison fans here?

best burger place with chicken options?

Saturday Wordle 280 3/6

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What are your favorite coffee shops to work remotely from? Open to any neighborhood—I like trying new places.

Any Hans Zimmer fan here ? Please let know the playlist you listen to

Still waiting for the Heinz soup response

Best podcasts, YouTube, TikTok, or um books for interview prep for consulting?

The House of the Dragon finale was SO good! I’m so glad they were able to redeem the franchise. What other show deserves to make a comeback like that?

How we all dealing with Rona times??? Hope you all ok 👍

In Knoxville, TN for a day. Recs for one bottle you'll absolutely suggest? Also the name of the store where I can get that, would be great too! Thank you!

Best books you read this year that aren’t about sales, marketing or prospecting?

I got an offer from LTI and also got counter offer. When I told HR about it, he is screaming that we will block you if tou won’t join. Do LTI block if I won’t join them after getting offer? Please help.

Why the resource team is wrongly mapping to higher level management role project proposals. Like 4 yr experienced people are being proposed for 10 year experience requirement.
Does anyone else faced this? LTI

Any suggestions for someone that is starting their own Video Production Service fulltime?

Heyyy! So@first day on the job and I am asked to help establish an offshore company for a client … to my experienced fellows… can you help me access relevant Information or help me see what is in my blind spot?

Thanks!

I've been approached about being an expert consultant. Has anyone done this before? I'm interested to hear people's experience.

6/14 Check-In! Feeeling excited today cuz I got a new badge 🤩 What are you all up to today?

How can I add multiple characteristics within one cell and make sure that a pivot table can read both values independently if needed? E.g., I have a column titled “color” and in one cell I write “red” and the other “red, blue”. I’d like a pivot table / formula to be able to count that there are technically two “reds” in this data set. Any tips?

Hi, is it normal to fill senior level post in a project with a staff level in GDS?

Hello fishes,

Can anyone reffer me for SOC Analyst?

I have an offer from E&Y.

Guys how much is expected pay in Capgemini for BI consultant Role for 8yrs exp..n how is Job Security n work culture with Onsite opportunities in Capgemini?

Feeling discouraged as a new freelancer with no work right now. I’m trying to network during the down time but nothing seems to be getting bites. Any advise? Or any others feeling the same way?

Thoughts on computer based vs paper based? I’m taking L1. Time being shorter def sounds like a plus. Are we gonna be the collateral damage of a fresh experiment lol?

Can anyone share reviews about Datacore, Bangalore?

Hi,

Any reviews for Swiss Re as a company? I'm close to getting an offer and want to particularly know about the following:
1. Non-monetary benefits (life, accident and medical insurance details, any other benefits)
2. Paid time off (leave) policy
3. General culture (including WFH support)
4. Work life balance
5. Typical increment and bonus levels (VP level preferably)

Make 72k with not a lot savings at the moment since I am new in the workforce. Any advice on how to break into real estate.
Also already own a primary residence.

Hi Fishes, I joined FIS global Pune recently. What are benefits of National pension scheme - employer contribution at FIS ? Any idea?

Also where we can use meal card?


FIS

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝