Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Anyone working at COMPASS Pathways right now? Would be curious to learn more about the company, culture, WLB etc.

Anyone participating in DADI coin crowd sale? Why yes / no?

Hi , I am 11 years Exp, and have an offer of 17.2 ( 16LPA fixed) Cracked AWS and waiting for salary negotiation. Can someone guide me how much should be the base pay , bonus and equity.

So many questions about staying or leaving. That window is now closed. Stay where you are. Stay inside. Wash your hands. FaceTime loved ones.

I was laid off last week due to COVID-19. I know it’s hard to find companies hiring for their tax department right now. But please message if you know of any job opportunity. I’m in SE FL.

Are there any vacancies or anyone looking for a flat near kharadi, Viman Nagar, Kalyani Nagar or KP ?
Starting July

What are your thoughts about putting an explanation for the current gap (as in, I haven’t been working for several months) on your resume, LinkedIn profile or cover letter? If you think it should be included in one of these places, how would you do it?

Hey Guys 💖
I have recieved mail from Acquisition team for interview on 29th July.
I have filled all required information.

Will I get interview invitation link in one day or do I need to remind?

Holding an offer of 20.5LPA. Now selected for C1 band at Capegemini. How much should I ask?
YoE 6.10, Tech Stack AWS DevOps, CCTC 10.5 LPA
Capgemini

Does anyone know a good trainer in nyc who works with folks with prior injuries (acl/shoulder issues) ?

Is Capital One currently hiring? Had my last round of interview back in April and never heard anything back since

Hi all. I am looking for an immediate job as a PO or PM in Delhi NCR. My LWD is 15 Dec

Recently I underwent surgery ,do we have option to show unreimbursed amount which is not covered under insurance for tax exemption

Matched with a guy on Tinder. Had a great first date. We are stilling chatting on WhatsApp. But he has disappeared from my tinder (presumably, he unmatched with me). Is it typical for ppl to unmatch on Tinder when they are still interested in you?

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww