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Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

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What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

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What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

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Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

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The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Happy Friday everyone!

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Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Why do melons have weddings?


Because they cantaloupe 🍈

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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

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RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

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Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes

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What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

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The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

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Why did the chicken cross the road

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