Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Best gyms in Philly? Pre-covid I was doing a mix of OrangeTheory, F45, Corepower Yoga, with a few other places mixed in from ClassPass. Thoughts on the nicest gym? Located in Fishtown but would go down to nolibs/old city/midtown village too

Anyone having luck getting out of ORD?

Phone addiction. I truly feel like I have one now and I hate it. Is anyone feeling the same or possibly improved your phone addition? I am constantly on my phone and my usage is averaging 5.5 hours per day. I wake up to my phone and it's the last thing I see before bed. On it between meetings and any moment that I don't have to be focused. I will say that my phone doesn't get touched when I'm with people. Almost at all. It is a cycle of insta, snap, and FB. With LinkedIn and this in between.

Anyone ever gotten COVID before an exam? I just got it and I test Saturday. I called about it and they said to cancel it and I might get either a refund or extension. If anyone has had this happen did you get an extension? If so, how long was it?

We are all sleep walkers (specifically in Europe) walking towards the second wave of corona virus cases and potential lock-downs even though we should all know better.
Change my mind!

Anyone down to meet for food and drinks in the next couple of weeks?

Safely and socially distant ofcourse, with assurance of no covid infections etc., whatever one is comfortable with.

People with depression in big law- how do you manage? How do you meet your hours? The lack of support/training and being remote has been very hard on me.

I broke my foot a few weeks ago and sitting at my desk in a cast is incredibly uncomfortable still. But, the work I do can’t really be done from the couch as there is too much paperwork involved that I prefer to physically spread out. I am a true solo. So, I am my only accountability. I’m usually pretty good about getting going, but I’m stalled out. Send me some tough love to get me going today.

My job just announced mental health benefits to help end the stigma: 25 therapy sessions for employee+family a year at no cost. 🍾🍾🍾

Did you do the NIPT? I just had my first prenatal appt and they scheduled me for the NIPT at 10 weeks. I’m a little nervous and anxious. Did anyone get it and got a false positive? Do you not recommend it? I wish I could ask family but we’re not telling anyone until the 12 weeks mark.

Has anyone done an online DrPh while working full time? If so- was it manageable? Would love to chat with you about your experience :)

Stridor a major issue in these patients coming off a vent for a week or two

Anyone currently slammed advising hospitals and payers on COVID-19?? What are you seeing in the market?

Anyone go to VIDA in ballston? Is it worth the $?

Anyone doing NaNoWriMo this year?

If you are feeling anxious and depressed these days, just know that you are not alone.

Please put a note and I would love to pray for you. God bless you all!

Trigger: rare illness post birth

Just sharing that I was diagnosed with postpartum preeclampsia 3 days after giving birth despite not having risk factors or preeclampsia in my pregnancy. Sharing as I had absolutely no idea about this illness.

Main things to do are check your BP everyday at least the first ten days after you give birth, and go to hospital if it's very high (over 160/110). If you get severe headache or stomach ache then also be vigilant.

Happy to answer any questions!

It’s been 5 weeks and I haven’t gone a day or night without crying and feeling haunted by them. I can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t produce quality work, can’t find joy in anything I previously loved. This is the worst physical and psychological pain I’ve ever experienced.

Hi , how the value momentum company would be??

Curious on how much an architect - project managers is making in the Miami - Palm Beach Area?

You did an interview and your interviewer apologized that the travel time 180minutes was much higher than 30minutes scheduled time for the interview and that It could have been done remotely, but she has to follow the process. I am still waiting for feedback though.

Is this just a humane demonstration?

Hey all! Looking for information regarding “Design Camp” at Meta. Would love any documentation that can be shared on how it is organized/schedule, live vs recorded sessions, if you found it helpful, etc. I’ve been trying to put something similar together and lots of people have mentioned Design Camp as reference. Tia

CDs and above: salary and city?

What’s next on your expensive wishlist to make this job a little more comforting?

Does anyone think Biden will *not* further extend the pause on student loan payments until after the election?

Does Coforge pays the Variable full?

What is the salary package for Technology Analyst for 3.2 YOE in Infosys?? Is it a good role ? Kindly suggest

What’s so compelling about the sales side that makes agency people move?

Currently iam working as a Senior analyst in operations. However, is it good to go for Data analytics rather than continuing in the same Supply Chain field?

I am looking to work for a bank or financial institution in the US with presence in Latin America, I know about Citi and JPM any other?

I'm looking for Job in HR Shared Services , Currently working as Manager HR Shared Services in Genpact with 8+ years of experience in Compensation management, Appraisals, Salary planning activities, Annual Bonus activity etc..

Anyone have cheap/fast dry cleaning recs? Preferably around Denny triangle/cap hill/first hill. Also looking for tailoring so I’ll take recs for that too

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Gonna start a sausage stand and call it Wurst Behavior

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1Forrest1

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field