How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

Hi Fishes, I have accepted PWC India offer

1. Is there any joining kit
2. What are the perks
3. Till when we can do wfh?

Please help

Is SyneChron openly hire & fire? Do lay offs happen and how is job security?

Just finished my second negotiation @ my fintech startup:

$110M valuation post series A, raising a $100M series B in the next 5 months @ $1Bn valuation.

Initial comp:
$85K equity + $10K bonus + $100K salary

New comp:
$175K equity (at same valuation - about 0.14%) + $140K salary

How does this compare with other companies at this level?

Khai was someone that I really looked up to. Really disappointed and saddened to hear about his misconduct at Ogilvy.

Anyone in KPMGs transformation delivery practice(dc area)? Is this mainly in the public sector?

Anyone taking CAIA 1 next mo?

What’s the going rate for a commercial senior underwriting role and what companies have you found to be most enjoyable with a solid work life balance? Personally love where I’m at, but curious to see what else is out there.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to bonuses. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence...

Can anyone tell me what the approximate salary expectation would be for a second year associate at Fisher and Phillips (or an equivalent employment and labor firm)? If so, please let me know what market the estimate is based from (even if it’s a general “large city, small, or midsized city” reference). Thanks.

Anyone here with experience in deploying Workday Financials and Oracle Cloud financials ? If yes, what do you think are the differences between these two solutions ?

Are there any good places open for brunch that aren’t freezing??

Looking for a sales rep who has experience in staffing location in the northern Chicago area or willing to travel there. Reach out for more details!

Going to be in Shanghai soon, any recommendations for mid priced dress shirts/suits?

How beneficial are IJPs?

Is it common practice in Singapore for firms to have a probation period for new joiners (duration at their discretion), during which new joiners can be fired at a week’s notice period?

Saw lots of posts about rentals and wanted to share my experience as someone who currently has 14 units that I am currently looking to sell.
Pros : cheap real estate in PA, good cashflow when all tenants pay, PA is an easy state to evict someone if they aren't paying (unlike NY/NJ)
Cons : Cheap real estate usually means not the best area, tenants are all liars, random expenses fall on your head, if you dont live near the area you have to pay someone to do everything for you which adds up and may

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

I just met the saddest German ever… Hans down

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1Forrest1

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why do melons have weddings?


Because they cantaloupe 🍈

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

She jeffin on my bezos and it feel amazon

Gonna start a sausage stand and call it Wurst Behavior

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments