How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

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Desi junta, do we know any fish market in central jersey area where I can get fresh rohu fish...sorry, if it’s too specific but my in-laws wouldn’t settle for anything else 🤦🏻‍♂️😬

I will be 💯 to say I never once thought about fame when I got passionate about writing.

Best place for some authentic Indian food?

So it seems like it’s falling apart but May put a lotto bag on Luna

DC transplant here, is there something similar to a CAVA or sweetgreens here? Fast casual healthy food option, not Poke/teriyaki

If you want to play Age of Empires during weekdays post work or weekends please DM

Anyone watching UnREAL? I just started, and I'm hooked!😈

Would a show about High Valyria and it’s collapse be any good?

What are the spin-off shows folks are most excited by, other than HotD?

Can I get a POV: Summer at Kirkland?

Any suggestions for Latin dancing venues? New to the area.

Looking out for desi cricket enthusiasts (Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshi etc) to enjoy watching matches together. It used to be so much fun watching all of this together back home.

Would be awesome creating a community doing that, playing fantasy cricket and having all the fun.

Let me know if you’re interested (NJ-NYC area)

Has anyone been to a concert in Camden? Thomas Rhett Friday, looking for any guidance on the venue / parking

Hello friends! I’m a current software engineer bootcamp student at UCR, just wanted to talk with others who maybe went through a bootcamp and connect with you guys!

Hi fellow 🐠! Looking to see if there are any Media & Communication roles available within your firms.

Hey - anyone at Deloitte Nashville who would be willing to refer my application?

Can a senior person please explain to me the point of hazing junior staff through monitoring reports/assignments? Why do we promise clients we’ll find everything under the sun?

Anyone joined the military (reserve or national guard) as an officer?

I am thinking about joining end of this year and would like to hear about experiences from people with finance/accounting background.

Hi Fishes,

Will it be a good idea to switch from Accounts Receivable profile to a Data Analyst profile?

I just found out that my bestfriends (of over 17 years) mom has cancer 😪😪😪 Any great gift ideas? This sad news broke my heart. TIA!

Hi all, I’m a junior in a busy biglaw practice, and I’m currently scheduling a final interview at my dream in-house job, located in a different city. The interview will happen over the next week or two and will take an entire workday, plus travel.

How do I ask for a random day off on such short notice without raising suspicions? I don’t want to be duplicitous and pretend I’m sick or in the middle of a family emergency, but I also don’t feel I can be fully honest about the situation.

What do you do over your schools winter break? How long is it? I have almost 2 full weeks and I'm debating between doing a ton of prep or actually trying to relax. 2nd year teacher and last year was mostly virtual so I had more "free" time to get stuff together.

Should i join s&p now, I heard some bad news of its merger..

How is health and insurance sector at Accenture? Do they have good projects?

I just want to meet someone who understands the long hours and the canceled plans. Someone who won't get mad when I fall asleep during a movie and who gets that I still love them despite all of this.

Maybe this is a confidence issue BUT: I'm scared to get an MBA worrying that I might not land a job offer once I get out.

I have my first case review I am kind of nervous about it, wish me luck. I am not scared, I am just nervous about it.

Not white and don't have a perfect body. Sometimes being gay (male) does feel like a curse after all.

I have a $1,400 annual learning stipend, and looking for ideas on ways to spend it. Any suggestions on coding classes, digital subscriptions, conferences, etc? How have you spent your learning stipend in the past, or what are you planning to spend it on?

For all the other poor souls stuck in ID - do you have a good system for medical record review? Lately I find myself in circles chasing after my assistant/paralegal to make sure that the records actually come in. Also, it seems I am getting more pushback from carriers when I review the records myself. I am happy to have my paralegal do it, but I find when I review a report, I still have to go back through the records to draft a report/analysis. Does anyone have a good system to make this easier?

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

How does NASA organise a party?


They planet.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1Forrest1

Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

My brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey

It was a rough couple of years, but he turned himself around

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Why did the chicken cross the road

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳