How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

Looking for recs for an outdoor party spot this summer. 20ish people on a Sunday afternoon, chill vibe, not too loud, somewhere people can easily come and go. Best I’ve got so far is Kaiser Tiger or metropolitan tap room. Any others? Thanks!

Tuesday Wordle

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Interested in exploring emerging wine regions. I’ve tried some snake river valley and liked it quite a bit. Anyone have any recommendations?

Great bowl idea! What are everyone’s favorite eats in philly?

What is your favorite Jewish tradition?

Amen! Any plans tonight? I'm staying in, letting HBO Go melt my brain - been a loooong week.

How do you get comfortable eating alone at a restaurant?

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What are some easy to make, low stress holiday meals for a school holiday staff party? I was "volunteered" by our principal to set it up this year (🙄). I'm making decorated sugar cookies but kind of drawing a blank when it comes to savory dishes. Bonus points if you have any adult holiday themed games or fun drinks to suggest! It's off school property and there will be a bar (thank god), for context.

Best Italian restaurant for restaurant week?

I’ve bought Arrid Extra Dry cream deodorant by the case for decades, and they’ve stopped making it! Using Mitchum now and I don’t like the smell, I sweat through Secret... what do you all use?

Can anyone recommend Fun/engaging Activities to do around Indianapolis ?

Bubble goes pop

Still waiting for the Heinz soup response

Going to Waco tomorrow. Be pumped for Magnolia Table!

Anything fun going on tonight? I have friends in town I’d love to take them salsa dancing / to see live music. Latin dancing / music preferred but open to anything 💃

🔭 Looking for TV show recommendations 🥺

I’m looking for some new things to read or listen to — doesn’t need to be ad-related. Books, podcasts, whaddya got?
I’m not really into fiction, but open to anything. Last books I enjoyed were Junior and Moonwalking with Einstein, last podcast I binged was Startup (Gimlet).

New to city, looking for good restaurant recommendations please.

Your secret $-$$ diner in LA County?

What’s going on with the lack of Associate Account Exec/Junior associate positions at agencies?

7pm flight- just me myself and I @ TSA

How is Marsh & McLennan regarded in the MEA?

Here's a question I wish I never had to ask. Is it better to use the code for bereavement leave or just burn pto I'm going to lose anyway? Does it make a difference from a utilization standpoint?

Can you still succeed in your career after getting laid off?

I think this bowl is a great idea but it’s really difficult to foster conversations between other people.. any suggestions on how to do it?

What’s the best practice for giving notice. Is it suggested to wait till the employment verification from employer abroad (from few years back. For e.g India stint) clears if rest of the background check has cleared.

How are projects allocated to new joinees in Accenture? How long do they allow to be on bench!!

Hi Fishes,

I will be joining Cognizant in January as a Sr Associate.
Yoe -7.4
Tech stack- Oracle Apps DBA

How are the projects here and will I get project allocation once I join ?
As I dont want to be in PDP.
Also even after getting offer I got many calls from different HR teams for the same openings, so I assume there are many projects.
So kindly need ur guidance please.

How is the work culture in BMW Canada? General culture, support and mentorship, work life balance and job security. Thanks.

HI
Im looking for opportunity in react js. can anyone refer me @Mphasis
Have 4.5+yrs experiences.

TIA

Which day of month salary credited to bank account in KPMG ?

Any insight on Brewer (either office, generally curious about the firm). I assume comp after year 1 is discretionary, rather than lock-step, given the size of the firm. Would appreciate happiness, horror stories, of whatever “firm culture” falls between the two. DM me if you don’t want to share publicly.

what is an average non equity partner salary in Cleveland?

Can provide more details if needed, but if an employee is constantly coughing at work (small retail establishment), is it okay to ask them for a doctor's note stating they aren't contagious? They're claiming it's due to allergies, but I've gotten several confidential concerns from employees and customers alike due to the current enviornment.

Is there travel often in Deloitte ARA? The job posting says 50% travel but that seems like a lot...

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1Forrest1

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels