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I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How long does HSBC take to schedule interview after APTA test?

Has anyone exited from B4 analyst level to a BizOps role at FAANG? I'm coming up on my 2 years at B4 as a BA, mostly involved in large scale tech implementation projects. Looking to move to something even less technical while getting a salary bump.

I’m trying to get a job as a pharmacist at bcbs. Anyone ever worked there or have experience there? Any tips on how I could make my resume stand out for them?

Given that a lot of ZSers ate joining Novartis, do you think that we can have a whatsapp group for the same? Thoughts?

Any recommendations for companies to create personas? Are there new technologies to get interesting findings about concerns, aspirations, goals?

How is the hike and bonus guys

Anyone joining PwC AC Banglore on 6th September?
Have you got any mail for a laptop or any onboarding details?

26 F NYC looking for an exclusive buddy 👀

I would like to transition from a public school with CCSD to a Christian based school. Does anyone work at a religiously centered school? What are the qualifications?

Anyone else frustrated by the call today? It’s peak month end close time and I felt like it was a bad time for them to schedule a two hour call where the first hour nothing was accomplished.

What was the maximum RRP that we could expect from Optum for an expectational performance?

Anyone can help me with Navicat cracked version for Mac

Guys.. Please help..
- Jpmc(28 fixed + 8-10% Variable bonus) bangalore
- Deloitte India (28 fixed + 1.5 joining bonus) Gurgaon
- Current company (bofa) retaining with 45% now and 20% in end year (total ~28 fixed only).

CC: bofa
Yoe: 6
Current location: Dehradun/Gurgaon

Should I accept ans retain in the same company??
Please help

How to grow in azure, have started with az900, what next ? As my job profile is different

Turnips are 483, comment if you wanna come by

I’m at a point in my life that just want to quit and become a school counselor 🙄. I need to feel what I do can make a difference in something. Anyone has experience with such harsh transition? I always wanted to be come a psychologist

Currently in ibanking as an associate and want to see if I can make the move to PE. Is the CAIA viewed favorably at all?

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡