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If a company has class A shares listed and class B unlisted, do we take class B shares when calculating market cap?

How long should I wait before I ask for a raise if my boss got let go and I have been doing thier job for the past 10 months?

Hello I'm looking for Cyber Security SOC Analyst Post.
My current CTC is 4 LPA with 2.3 YOE
I'm expecting atleast 8 to 10 LPA
Please do suggest me an opportunity.
Much appreciated.
Thanks.

Hi Guys - how much time wipro takes to release the final offer. Documents are uploaded in the portal and BCG verification is in progress.

My LWD is 24th July so recruiter is saying that they will release the offer letter with 22nd June as jd and later on extend it by a month.

Please share ur thoughts on this..

One of my friend has an offer from wipro of 30 lpa and it has 3 lacs variable ? Will He get complete variable pay and when ?

I have received 5lakh retention bonus in Wipro in month of Feb 2022. This will be added to my salary component in Feb 2023.
My Band is B3. My variable is 10% , what will be my variable % after 5lakh added to my CTC . Will it remain same which is 10% or there will be rise in variable component?

After law school, I worked at a “boutique” law firm (i.e., a small law firm that paid like crap and worked you big law hours) and then moved in-house. I have realized that I now work the same hours as my big law friends, have much less job satisfaction than they do (yes, that is possible), and make less money than they do. Now, I have the opportunity to go big law in an area I currently practice in. I’m considering taking the opportunity. What should I be thinking about?

do you bill for panic attacks

Hi Fish,
How to get project in Accenture, Right now I am on bench.Please suggest

ZS APs, what is the base salary & target bonus at your level?

Has anyone used ToolGroup’s SO99+? Curious to learn more about it

Moving to Chicago from Boston at the end of the month! Signed a lease in River North at WPE. Any tips for getting acclimated, dos and don’ts? This is my first move and although I’m excited, I’m a little nervous to be in a brand new city. For context 29 F.

Common things people do with their dog that they shouldn't do?

Happy Be Kind to Lawyers Day!

I think I hate being a lawyer…what can I do that doesn’t involve staring a screen all day, every day 😞

What are some of your favorite science podcasts to listen to?

Spending my Sunday in the office. #busyseasonbreaks

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1Forrest1

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

How does NASA organise a party?


They planet.

Why did the chicken cross the road

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool

My brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey

It was a rough couple of years, but he turned himself around

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field