I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Putnam UK WLB? Culture?

Based on your experience how many targets does a buyer evaluate for each deal that closes?

How much an EXL pay for 3.5 YOE data engineer?

What does these bands mean in EXL? (A,A2,B,C)

Can someone advise on what would be better standard Chartered or deloitte India or EY my domain is payments Business Analyst? Priorities are of future career growth and profile weight and advantages...

One of my out of state REs is suggesting that birth control for three weeks before having starting a cycle. I consulted with another RE previously and he noted that he doesn’t recommend birth control for too long when planning an ivf cycle since it can impact response to fertility medication. Does this sound right ?

Anyone in the Chicago area looking for an admin role? If so, send me a message & I’ll send you the link to a req that is open on my team.

Has anyone relocated their pet from India to australia

How to know the GGID for checking final settlement payslip

Wipro folks any body aware about nomad foods europe UK client in data analytics space?

I'm thinking about cutting off my beard.

My back hurts so I’ve been laying on the floor looking at Fishbowl all day instead of doing my job.

Anyone have any good office chair recos for sedentary potatoes that wfh?

What are the BCG ring fences and how is each one? Can you join any of them or are you required to do the one closest to your home office

I'll probably get shit for this. But please explain to me the purpose of letting women off the elevator first. Half of the time it's ridiculously inconvenient.

Anyone have any good book recommendations around building passive income sources/building wealth?

What is loan staffing project and non loan staffe project? Pros n cons for both?

Anyone in Mexico City know where I can get a “guaranteed” negative Covid test? I had Covid over 2 weeks ago and worried I might test positive still and not be able to get back to the US this weekend

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.