I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Any urgent business analyst opening for 8.3 YOE?in bangalore?pls DM me.or comment

Anyone successfully negotiate an offer recently? More specifically has anyone cited inflation as a reason for a pay bump? 😅

I want a review for netcracker. Have an offer from mastercard 30.8 L (28 fixed and 2.8 variable) +1 L bonus
And Netcracker offering 32fixed in along with free transport and food coupans. Also told they are working on latest tech stack
Mastercard is not ready to revise offer
Shall I choose netcracker in this case?
Position Java backend dev with 8.7y exp


Position java backend dev
Exp 8.7y

🐠 with <10 total YOE and $200k+ base. Can you highlight your role and path? Trying to identify more stable non-banking and tech roles. Thanks!

Do you guys get random emails offering to discuss a possible position? I get many of these and I’m not sure if they are legit!
It’s usually the coo or ceo that emails which is kinda weird! Would be happy to hear your thoughts!

How was your 1st day (onboarding etc..) at NielsenIQ?

TIAA's post exit process seems pathetic. Waiting since month for exit letter

I am the president of our school board at Franklin Country School Corporation in Brookville, In. I would like to start a NASA Stem project starting in school year 2022-2023. Does anyone know where I need to start?

Hi folks,
I have recently joined capgemini.
Is it worth opting for bus pass if we're working in hybrid mode? Bcoz i think any way if we opt for, the company will deduct whole month specific amount under conveyance allowance.

Are any top consulting firms hiring for experienced analysts currently? I know ACN and some others are cyclical for resources 2-3 years out of college, but I’m looking to make a move sooner than fall

What are the things which can help us once we join SAP?

I assume there are many lateral hires here in this bowl. Could you help with a few pointers which could be helpful in the initial few days in the firm?

I just submitted my application for provisional status for domestic credential evaluation! Weirdly so exciting, and I know, the worst has yet to come, so really naive too. Does anyone have a study schedule they recommend? I requested my Becker materials last night.

Do we have to sign a bond if PWC buys out an employee from the previous company?

Were you drug tested as part of your federal district court clerkship background check?

I'm 6 months old at D! Planning early promotion next year.. counselor and pm both are backing me.. I need to go to India for at least 4 weeks in Dec ... most probably would be rolling off from current project by then .. would this vacation hurt my promotion chances coz of utilization etc?

Will Google also start firings?

Are the “would grab a beer with this guy”/airport test factors relevant in the MBA application process?

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww