I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Anyone have any luck getting appointments for H1B stamping in December or January?

Is there anyone here who works for the City of Mississauga? I have a question regarding their pre-interview assessment. Thank you.

Hi All, I just joined and need your help with your likes so that I can be helpful to all. Thankyou

Looking for some referrals to Third party I-9 representatives/company that are nationwide. Thank you!

Does FDD always feel like a sh*t show? On either buy side or sell side.

How are the FDD hours at PwC Chicago?

I’ve only lost ~5 pounds, but I’ve been working out daily for 4 months and getting much stronger and healthier (started working out intermittently for about a year before that). Yesterday I fit into a pair of shorts that haven’t fit in 4 years 🥳🥳

Will I get bonus and increment, If i will join in October? Thanks 🙂

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What is your commute? Trying to gauge how far I should be willing to go for a good hospital lol

Has tcs never fired any employee before? Everyone saying tcs is like government job with job security...what is your opinion?

Does anyone have a Farer watch? Or does anyone have thoughts on them?

26 yr old M. I’m trying to get into watches more and have a couple that are <$300. Is it worth getting one now in $1k-$2.5k range or should I just wait a few more years and get one for ~$6k?

I’m envious of the big status and points you international travelers get. I’ve always wondered how you get to travel internationally - just luck of the draw w projects? Or are you more senior?

Best All Inclusive Resort in Punta Cana?

For those of you who work at or worked at travel firms--what countries/cities did you end up traveling to most often? Just curious honestly, I'm at a no travel firm but I'd love to hear where you all find yourselves when you are traveling.

Have you been invited to join The Human Gathering?
Did you do it? Was it worth it?

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.