I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🥁

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What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

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What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

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RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

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Too many cheet-ahs

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Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

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If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

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The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

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