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What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

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The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Because it was soda pressing

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Because he was standing out in his field!

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What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

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RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

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One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

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What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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And fruit flies like a banana

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To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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