Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Went from a big firm to work for a smaller firm. The people in the smaller firm are protective of their work and are good by their work too. I no longer feel chaos or stress. I am treated with respect and my schedule is more normal. I am even working more billable hours than before, but it feels like a seamless experience. I don’t work then past 5pm or anything out of the ordinary for this time of the year. I am so grateful!

Need 15 likes for DM. please help.

How long it will take to release the offer letter after HR discussion in BOA?My LWD is on Dec 28 will it be able to make it before? Kindly suggest

I have been trying to crack Deloitte for a position in brand marketing and communication. However my resume does not get selected and I am getting an auto generated email that my application is rejected.

Can someone guide me as to how can I crack Deloitte for a #marketing #branding role

My boss asked me to take care of some of the details of a project for her—the stuff that isn't really my area of expertise. And now I feel like a shirker because I haven't been able to finish them yet.

Anyone have a recommendation for stinky dog breath? Clean bill of health, “perfect teeth” according to the vet. Pup gets VetriScience powder for dental health and still - it reeks.

I’ve heard of water supplements but not sure if they help. Admittedly, could be better about brushing his teeth.

Why doesn't my wife get that it's just me and the great dane now. She making this awkward wanting some room in the bed.

If anyone wants me to send their resume to a hiring manager at AB, I’ll be happy to refer you.

Would love to hear thoughts on best approach of you are a senior associate at V10 firm. Do you just become counsel until they tell you that partnership is not in the cards or do you try to hop to the first partnership (equity, or at least NEP with clear progression to equity if you bring in some business) opportunity at a say V50 firm. I’m not home grown at my current firm, but do have a small book currently.

Folks that have worked in Big Law in other areas of the country, what do you feel is different about being in Texas? I've been offered a role in NYC but may decline because I'm just happier here, culturally.

I am trying to negotiate an internal base increase. Context is that I am at a FinTech following a key strategic and successful M&A in which I was the sole program manager. For reference I have 3 years of experience and have been offered a 10% base increase as a part of my promotion (current salary is 120k). I feel this is quite low given the market but would really appreciate any input

Hi all, Anyone out there certified for a associate google cloud engineer certification, may I know the difficulty level and exam point of view setup

Large global brand in NYC. What’s the typical 6-month contract for a copywriter with 5 years of experience? No title change.

My marketing people - does anyone else's company have a dedicated "Marketing Response Team" (MRT Team)? Or something similar? Might be called something else at other companies and I just have no clue.

Is 130k and 10% bonus a good renumeration for senior software developer in Toronto area?

Looking to buy a vacation home on the west coast not in a major city. West coast so it doesn’t take too long to get there. Could consider other areas, but don’t want to spend too much time traveling there. Budget is under $700k for 3 bedroom, at least 2k sqft. Any ideas?

Hi All,
What is the market range of salary of an Assistant Manager in compliance (regulatory, Insider trading, AML) with 6 years of experience in a listed company?

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

Gonna start a sausage stand and call it Wurst Behavior

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs