RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

Are firms willing to clear an experienced hire? This is coming from someone that won't mind sitting in a scif all day.

How on earth are you guys getting into these AMD calls for 5/1? The theta is scaring the devil out of me. I almost went with the peer pressure yesterday and then backed out (I am bullish in AMD)

As someone who has spent 7 years in the recruitment field specifically helping those who originated in audit or partnership tax compliance I’d be happy to answer anyone’s questions! Please only those that live and work in NYC.

New to Dallas...what are some key attractions in the city? Looking to explore this weekend.

Poll: What dress code do you follow at your home office?

How bad is it to sound shaky during the case interview? I got everything right and nailed the math but I feel like I sounded like I was about to cry even though I was confident 🤦🏻‍♀️

Anyone interested in practicing the fit interview? McKinsey PEI, BCG fit

How is Bain & Company’s Healthcare Practice? I know McK is solid for physicians and military folk, but I don’t know anything about how Bain would be for a doc

Are ppl worried about being on the bench esp when there aren’t a lot of projects in the pipeline? New hire here about to be up for staffing for the first time and sentiment at my firm seems to be worried/fearful about being unstaffed. Is it actually worrisome to be on the bench in this environment or is this just a product of highly ambitious over achievers worrying about not being constantly utilized?

Best happy hour in DC? Favorite restaurants/bars off happy hour? New to area and need recommendations.

I paid for my kid’s college fee this year and last year thinking I will use 529 in future for second kid but now I am having second thoughts as I need little more money to buy an investment prop cntd

Need help on how to invest. We are positioned to pay off our house later this year. Expect to work for another ~20 years. 401k fully funded and have some company stock investments maturing over the next few years, but no investments outside of that. Kids have a prepaid college plan for certain schools. Emergency fund is solid. Where should I look to start investing? I have fidelity for my 401k, would they be good to open a taxable investment account with, or are there better options?

I am trying to justify house buying in HCOL city. The house cost is minimum 1.4m .monthly mortgage would be at least 7k(with just around 2k principal) rest goes to either int,tax. Not to mention regular house maintenance. How is it better than 3.5k rental. I understand appreciation and own house independence. But I am just trying to make numbers work.

Love to see Duke lose

H! DM me if any male fish are interesting in connecting. Also here’s the age old ice breaker ASL : 31,f,New York (:
Ideally from the New York area

Is someone able to compare the culture of Google to Microsoft?

Salesforce Commerce Cloud - what are your thoughts and is it worth it to specialize in the platform?

Greetings from Madison, Wisconsin. I'm a reporter with more than 32 years of experience and I feel that, lately, local television news has been kind of dead, but I am pleased to fight for it from my local newspaper. Locals love to see someone from their own town succeeding or finding out something inspiring.

I am a firm believer that this will not change for a long time, local TV will continue to live as long as we stand for it.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs