Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

Best books you read this year that aren’t about sales, marketing or prospecting?

Hey Fishes,
I want to know if any of you are facing a work induced Burnout? If yes, what is the most difficult challenge that you face in your consulting life that makes you stressed?

Hi all, I have a BNIB Rolex Sub with date, unworn and full set. (Model: 126610LN) I’m looking to sell, this piece along with the rest of my collection. Please let me know if you’re interested. I’m based in NYC.

Question for senior tax managers, tax directors, and higher in public accounting. Have you seen managers or senior managers in PA hired in tax who you feel know very little for the position, or does this happen only very rarely or never in your opinion?

What do you think would be the best office & sector to work in ?

Recruiters, is it frowned upon for candidates to reach out to you on DM on Linkedin? Or does it show that they’re more interested than just submitting an application?

Curious to hear the story of anyone that has overcome or going through cocaine addiction. Given that people in this bowl make enough money to support such an expensive habit. Take me through your story - how bad did it get in terms of daily consumption and total money spent? Please share if comfortable.

Hello Fishes,

May I know what all the topics will be covered in the first round of interviewfor the role of "Data Analyst" in Comcast Company...

Thank you 😊

Dear CSMs,

Greetings!
I am a MBA(Marketing & Sales) and B.E (Computer science) graduate with 12 years of experience in customer success roles.
What are the best certifications to pursue which will help grow in this field?

How is rnd department for java developer in netcracker?

Anyone know why BMS is hiring like crazy? During an economy like this, and right after an acquisition I'd expect more internal reshuffling than external hiring.

Hello fishes,
Does anyone have any idea on how much time Amdocs take to mail the result of the technical interview?

Hi Fishes,

I received an offer (28 Lakhs + 3.9 Lakhs incentive) from Novartis for Sr Project Manager yesterday. This was just 13.6% more than my current earnings as Project Manager. I've given the reasons why I deserve at least 30% to HR. In response to that, HR has sent 2nd offer i.e. 29 Lakhs + 4 Lakhs incentive + 50k sign-on bonus. The 2nd offer is just 18.2% higher than my current earnings. Need your suggestion, if I could still negotiate with HR to finalize deal by asking for 25% hike?

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡