The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

I'm not the best at coming up with lines on the spot. I can write good lines when I'm by myself in front of my laptop, but not when I'm talking with my CD or someone else. Is this considered an issue?

I’d like input!

I am currently a charge nurse and am in a “Pathway to Leadership Program” that will come with promotions into leadership/administration. I am concerned that going through the leadership ladder will lead to a lot of politics.

I am thinking of getting a masters of healthcare informatics, and would love input from people in both industries and any advice you have!

Would you continue into the nursing leadership ladder or go into health informatics (which also has leadership!)?

Has anyone heard of Incline Partners, MM exPNC PE based in PA. Recruiter reached out on LinkedIn.

When is Novartis calling people to office?

My CTC will be
Basic 13LPA
FB 7 LPA
Total fix pay - 20 LPA

80c - 1.5 LPA
HRA 3 LPA

Any one please help mi on which tax method will be sutable for me old or new?

need just one like.. plz?

So...bonus was abysmal and I whined...but I had no idea that the profit sharing would be even more pathetic. Fuck this shit.

Recently applied to a consulting position at EY for the NYC office for the FSO practice! Would anyone help me connect with a recruiter out of that area?

Does anyone know how to declare in my individual tax return, RSA and Stock Options from a US Company that I have? Non exercised yet.

Favorite production / post vendors in Denver/ Boulder?

Anybody have idea of how much YOE needed to get promoted to Senior Software Engineer at Qualys ?

Has anyone left healthcare and is now really happy? I’m an MSN, RN with 12 years hospital experience. I’m burned out and tired of making crap pay. I have an opportunity outside of healthcare that would pay more and challenge me in new ways that I haven’t experienced before. It’s a total shift that would really heal my work-life balance, job satisfaction and budget. My only fear is that I would not be using the license and degree that I worked so hard for. I would appreciate any input!!!!

I'm a Canadian AD and I'm thinking of working in Europe. Is there a well known staffing/ recruiting agency for creatives out there?

I want to find people who have made working 10+ hours norm in consulting. Seriously man...

salary band for Accenture Management Consulting 2nd year Manager in Chicago (Tier 2)? Was offered $120k base. Thoughts?

What do you all use to file for taxes after switching to h1b?

How do you start searching for mortgage loans and what do you look into lender

NAKD and SNDL. What's the plan wsb'ers?

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

What did the police officer say to his bellybutton?

You’re under a vest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump

I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

The following joke is somewhat lewd. Read in the comments.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

If you need an ark…

I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RIP boiled water …


You will be ~mist~

How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

I'd like to have kids one day..

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

Why does the golfer wear two pants?

Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels