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I don't think I could stand them any longer than that though.

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The Blue Crab Bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses ... continued in comments

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Because he’s afraid he might get a “hole-in-one”

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Because he was standing out in his field!

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A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

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A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

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Because he was outstanding in his field

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I No-ah guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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