Will my firm know if I secretly use Grindr while at the office?

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Only when you match with a Partner.

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Switch to cell data if you’re paranoid!

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Doubt they would know and also…who cares if they do? Stay off the dark web, don’t leak client info, and keep billing and no one cares.

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Are you using your firm-issued cell?

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