Woah! Self confidence right there..

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I think satire accounts should be exempt from this Bowl completely. Don’t tarnish the good work they are doing!

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yeah. some of the satire is pretty good

This is not cringe, this is perfection.

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Best satire account on LinkedIn.

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Love the “Open to work” 🤣

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That’s cuz LI doesn’t have an Open To F banner

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OP you missed the point.

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Ken Cheng = Ka Ching?

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Can you post some satire accounts so I can follow them?

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I move that if you post a known LinkedIn troll to this bowl, you get autoremoved from the bowl... Taking the bait hook, line, and sinker man

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

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I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

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I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

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I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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