Wtf is Deloitte doing in their promotional materials lmao

This looks like some low budget “trendy” fashion/sports rebrand

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VEPEY? PERVY?

What am I even looking at?

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Legit though what on earth is this trying to communicate??? Is that a golf ball she’s throwing? I’m so confused

What do you mean? I always Deloitte VPEEY

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Don’t be such a PEVEY

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Looks like they need to hire Accenture Song

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Nobody wants to hear your stupid song.

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Oh how glad I am to have left this stupid stupid company.

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I see a giant E and a giant Y in the picture

I thought this was a stupid EY ad at first

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Looks like the Xbox Home Screen

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Diss hawt

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What are the letters supposed to mean?

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Am I the only one seeing BCG vibes? Might be all that green 😅

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Wait but really what is this

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Did anyone else automatically see Deloitte and P in V or am I just reading to much fishbowl

Yeah same here. Are they making the new Xbox a sphere?

Low budgets

What is it

Please tell me this is an actual joke

I think it spells "Very." Her head is blocking the bottom of the R. It looks like an animation or video that was screenshotted.

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I feel like the early 2000’s called and are trying to get back into one of the two Cher music videos from that era

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