your best feature? I’ll go first, my hugeeeeee heart

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My rbf. 🤭

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My ( . Y . ) are pretty nice. Wanna see?

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Hmu

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I have great knockers. I’m a man, but they are high quality

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My beautiful brains.

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Many many

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edit: my ability to annoy even myself

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my big DDDDDD

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Let’s see it

I’m really good at boosting others’ self esteem

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You’re already a Chief. I’m not sure what else I could do for you. You’re already winning.

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probably a tie between my boobs and my face

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humble as can b

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copywriter’s creative writing always makes me feel happy

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My ability to ignore unsolicited DMs after responding to questions like these.

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Smart (like many of you), patient (like very few of you) and in great shape (age 61).

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My thick black hair (36M) - get compliments from all, men and women alike.

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I’ve had a handful of modeling gigs- so I suppose my face. I’ve never encountered another man who has natural auburn hair, brown eyes and tan skin. My phenotype is pretty rare. I have high, pronounced cheek bones, a strong jaw, a soft cleft chin and a symmetrical face. I started getting attention from girls when I was pretty young, but it took me a little while to understand why groups of them would point and giggle/ smile at me

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My delicious brains.

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What I get the most comments on - hair for being soft and thick. 🍆 for curving up which I guess helps hit a certain spot

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My face is pretty cute, I’m tall/slim with a nice butt/boobs, & intelligent. I also like to spoil the men I’m with and have hot sex. That about sums me up.

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Do you like short guys?

My model shape and look

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You work that Excel babygrrrrrrl.

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my charming and uplifting Personality

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My dog

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Me too

My baby toe

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Pinky toe?

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